I'm Jack and there is nothing in this world that compares to food.
The universal need that all humans share to nourish themselves is a struggle that affects us all.
A need only secondary to the oxygen we breath. For a guy like me, food is a shiny beacon in a colorless world other than anime.
Unless we are talking about anime food which is truly gold other than the fact I can't eat it, only fuel for my dreams and is basically porn.
I go to sleep every night with an anime food pic in one hand and my idol Gordon Ramsay in the other.
This is where I collect the recipes I have tried and enjoyed.
Some stuff here for getting started. A lot of these are things like stir fries. Remember, you can stir fry anything.
I also have a lot of my future wife's crockpot shit. Most of that is a lost cause, but I keep the crockpot because that beef stew is bomb.
Little bit harder stuff to cook. I pretty much only cook things in this level of difficulty.
It is difficult enough that no matter the quality I can convince myself it is fine dining yet not so difficult I feel like I'm wasting my life.
These are pretty involved or complicated recipes. Only for the brave.
These are the recipes you collect at 3 am when you are supposed to be asleep. You convince yourself you will cook them next week and then years go by.
I pretty much only bust these out when I'm trying to impress someone and show them how different our cooking power levels are.
Compared to me, most people are Krillen.
As you can see, I'm a cook and not a photographer.
Still I'm pretty proud of my food photo-fu and think my skills are coming along.
If I make money off this site maybe I can afford a real camera.
This section is just to show you how sexy my food is.
None of that processed nasty bullshit that pollutes your body. My food looks sexy and will make your body sexy without trying.
Even if it doesn't, you can console yourself by looking at how sexy this food looks. Truly a sight to behold.
I get 10 marriage proposals a week, from men and women.
You can learn my secrets here with my "Stray Cat" strategy that outlines how to find
quality mates who are good at everything else but can't cook.
They have to be okay with your food love though so get my second book, "Are they Jealous of my Cheese".
I also have, "Spoiled Milk, Spoiled Wife" for people wondering what to do with a spouse who doesn't support the foodie lifestyle.
#Have you ever seen booberries this sexy?
#Dish so good even that stupid ass celery tasted good
Okay, confession time. I can't cook pancakes for shit so I brought in some help. Those pancakes are too sexy to not showcase.
I feed people from time to time and they like to give me feedback.
I never knew true pleasure until Jack showed me his fancy "Danger Noodle". He has ruined me. I'll never be satisfied by a man's noodle ever again!! He said his food was better than an orgasm, that should have been a warning.
I met Jack at the bowling alley. Next thing I knew bowling balls turned into bacon wraps. My wife tried to recreate the culinary delight, we are getting a divorce. I deserve better. Thank you, Jack. You changed my life.